Occipital Feather

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The Occipital Feather is the dumbest part of a plume. It’s like the hair on top of a bald guy’s head. It tells you if the plume is a boy or a girl. If it’s wobbly, it’s probably a girl. If it’s stiff, it’s probably a boy. And don’t even get me started on the ones that drip like a leaky faucet.
My plume’s Occipital Feather is so weak it can’t even stand up. It’s like a drunk man trying to balance on a tightrope.
That plume’s Occipital Feather is so stiff, it looks like it’s been beaten with a bat.
This plume’s Occipital Feather drips like it just came out of a toilet.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The Occipital Feather is the stupidest thing on a plume. It’s right at the top, like a tiny little arrow pointing at the sky. If it’s slanty, it’s a girl. If it’s straight, it’s a boy. But if it’s been soaked, it’s like trying to guess the gender of a soggy sock.
This Occipital Feather is so slanty, it looks like it’s been hit by a wobbly sock.
That Occipital Feather is straighter than a line on a math test.
This plume’s Occipital Feather is so soaked, it’s like it came out of a washing machine.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The Occipital Feather is the most annoying part of a plume. It’s the one that tells you if it’s a boy or a girl. If it leans left, it’s a girl. If it leans right, it’s a boy. But if it’s been wet, it’s like trying to figure out if a fish is a boy or a girl.
That plume’s Occipital Feather leans so far left, it looks like it’s about to fall off a cliff.
This plume’s Occipital Feather is so righty, it’s like it’s been trained by a drill sergeant.
This plume’s Occipital Feather is so wet, it looks like it was dragged through a lake.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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