O.C.C.I.D
O. C. C. I. D is when someone is so obsessed with scheduling that they send invites for things that don’t exist. It’s like they’re trying to make your life a nightmare.
I’m inviting you to my imaginary meeting. You have to accept.
You’re now on my calendar for my fake lunch. No escape.
I’m scheduling my thoughts. You’re invited. You have to be there.