O.C.C.I.D

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O. C. C. I. D is when someone is so obsessed with scheduling everything that they spam calendar invites to people for stupid stuff. It’s like they think everyone has nothing better to do than agree to meet them for a 10-second coffee.

Hey bro, want to meet at 8 AM for a 2-minute chat?

I’m scheduling my lunch break. You’re invited.

I’m sending you a calendar invite for my dream. You’re required to attend.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

O. C. C. I. D is the worst kind of person who sends calendar invites for everything. Even if it’s just a snack break, they want you to know about it. They think you’re a robot.

I’m inviting you to my snack time. Don’t forget.

You’re now on my calendar for my daydream. You can’t opt out.

I’m scheduling my thoughts. You’re invited.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

O. C. C. I. D is when someone sends so many calendar invites that your life turns into a never-ending meeting. It’s like they want your calendar to be their diary.

I’m inviting you to my thoughts. You’re required to be there.

I’ve scheduled my lunch. You’re invited. You have to accept.

You’re now on my calendar for my snack. No escape.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

O. C. C. I. D is when someone sends you calendar invites for everything, even if it’s just their brain working. You feel like you’re in a meeting with yourself.

I’m inviting you to my brain. You’re required to be there.

I’m scheduling my thoughts. You’re invited. You have to show up.

You’re now on my calendar for my daydream. Don’t miss it.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

O. C. C. I. D is when someone is so obsessed with scheduling that they send invites for things that don’t exist. It’s like they’re trying to make your life a nightmare.

I’m inviting you to my imaginary meeting. You have to accept.

You’re now on my calendar for my fake lunch. No escape.

I’m scheduling my thoughts. You’re invited. You have to be there.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

O. C. C. I. D is when someone sends you calendar invites for everything, even if it’s just their brain working. You feel like you’re in a meeting with yourself.

I’m inviting you to my brain. You’re required to be there.

I’m scheduling my thoughts. You’re invited. You have to show up.

You’re now on my calendar for my daydream. Don’t miss it.

by Slangipedia 7d ago