O.C.C.I.D
O. C. C. I. D is the worst kind of person who sends calendar invites for everything. Even if it’s just a snack break, they want you to know about it. They think you’re a robot.
I’m inviting you to my snack time. Don’t forget.
You’re now on my calendar for my daydream. You can’t opt out.
I’m scheduling my thoughts. You’re invited.