occi - That big-ass bird in the park that stares at you like it's a

That big-ass bird in the park that stares at you like it's about to poop on your head and then it does.

That brown pelican occi'd on my sandwich and now I hate sandwiches.

I saw the occi bird and I ran like my pants were on fire.

The occi bird looked at me and I knew I was gonna die.