occi

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The act of pooping or being forced to poop like your intestines are on fire and your brain is screaming.

I had to go occi in the middle of a Zoom call and my boss saw everything.

My dog occi'd on my shoes and now I can't wear them to church.

I was occi'd by my little brother and I had to walk out of the room like a ghost.

That big-ass bird in the park that stares at you like it's about to poop on your head and then it does.

That brown pelican occi'd on my sandwich and now I hate sandwiches.

I saw the occi bird and I ran like my pants were on fire.

The occi bird looked at me and I knew I was gonna die.

A tiny crystal that swirls around like it's got a tiny crystal version of a migraine and it's in a video game where everyone is evil.

I used the occi in Diablo 2 and my character died because it was too cool.

My friend spent 10 minutes just to get the occi and it didn’t even help.

I got the occi and now my character looks like a glitter-covered wizard.

An Aussie surfer who also looks like an octopus when he’s hanging out and sometimes uses bait to get people to do stupid things.

Mark occi’d me with a rope and I fell off my board.

He occi’d me with an octopus and now I’m afraid of seafood.

That rope was like a snake and it occi’d me in the face.

A guy from the ocean who says things like 'why' and 'you're not a real person' and also doesn't know how to use a phone.

My occi friend told me I was not a real person and now I’m sad.

I called my occi friend and he didn’t answer because he was out surfing.

My occi friend said 'why' and I had to explain my whole life.

A person who lies so much their face looks like it's melting and their friends just roll their eyes and say 'OT' like it's a curse.

My occi friend said he was a doctor and then he tried to fix my dog and it died.

I believed my occi friend and now I have three fake jobs.

My occi friend told me I was a king and now I think I'm a king.

A magical device that makes you have gay VR sex with your homie like it's a surprise party and you're the worst friend ever.

My homie put me on the occi and now I had to have gay VR sex with a goat.

I didn’t want to do the occi but my friend made me and now I’m gay.

I tried the occi and my homie looked like he just won the lottery.