OCCB
OCCB is the Online Classes Coronavirus Bump, when your GPA goes up because you're too lazy to fail in real life.
My GPA jumped from a 2.3 to a 3.7 because I showed up to Zoom class in pajamas.
I got an A in biology just by whispering 'I did the homework' to my dog.
My mom thinks I'm smart now because I passed math online.