OCCB

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OCCB is the Online Classes Coronavirus Bump, when your GPA goes up because you're too lazy to fail in real life.
My GPA jumped from a 2.3 to a 3.7 because I showed up to Zoom class in pajamas.
I got an A in biology just by whispering 'I did the homework' to my dog.
My mom thinks I'm smart now because I passed math online.
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OCCB is when you get a better GPA because you're stuck in your bedroom with nothing but a laptop and a curse.
I got a B+ in history because I just clicked 'submit' without reading the test.
My GPA went up because my teacher couldn't tell I was crying in the background.
I got an A in science because I said 'I did the lab' and my teacher believed me.
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OCCB is the Online Classes Coronavirus Bump, when your grades go up because you're too high to care about failing.
My GPA went up because I was high during class and the teacher thought I was paying attention.
I got a C in math because I just said 'I did the homework' and my teacher didn't check.
I got an A in English because I typed 'I did the essay' and my teacher didn't read it.
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