Occasm’s Razor
Occasm’s Razor is the nastiest tool in BDSM, it lets you cum just by watching someone use their brain and make you feel like an idiot.
My roommate used Occasm’s Razor on me while I was trying to explain why pineapple belongs on pizza. I came so hard I spilled my coffee.
My boyfriend pulled Occasm’s Razor on me during a debate about who the better Marvel villain is. I cried and my dog laughed.
At work, my boss used Occasm’s Razor on me while I was trying to explain why I was late. I had to take a lunch break and a nap.