Occasm’s Razor

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Occasm’s Razor is the nastiest tool in BDSM, it lets you cum just by watching someone use their brain and make you feel like an idiot.

My roommate used Occasm’s Razor on me while I was trying to explain why pineapple belongs on pizza. I came so hard I spilled my coffee.

My boyfriend pulled Occasm’s Razor on me during a debate about who the better Marvel villain is. I cried and my dog laughed.

At work, my boss used Occasm’s Razor on me while I was trying to explain why I was late. I had to take a lunch break and a nap.

Occasm’s Razor is like being stabbed in the head with a philosophy book, it makes you cum from the pain of thinking.

My math teacher used Occasm’s Razor on me during a test. I failed and came at the same time.

My friend’s dad used Occasm’s Razor on him during a Zoom call about taxes. He came so hard he fell off the couch.

I used Occasm’s Razor on my brother while he was trying to explain why he failed his history exam. He screamed and I got a standing ovation.

Occasm’s Razor is the worst thing ever, it lets you cum just by making you feel dumb and using your brain at the same time.

I used Occasm’s Razor on my crush during a conversation about politics. He came so hard he passed out.

My mom used Occasm’s Razor on me during a fight about chores. I came and I didn’t do my dishes.

At the gym, my trainer used Occasm’s Razor on me while I was trying to explain why I can’t do push-ups. I came and I cried.