Occasm’s Razor - Occasm’s Razor is like being stabbed in the head with a phil

Occasm’s Razor is like being stabbed in the head with a philosophy book, it makes you cum from the pain of thinking.

My math teacher used Occasm’s Razor on me during a test. I failed and came at the same time.

My friend’s dad used Occasm’s Razor on him during a Zoom call about taxes. He came so hard he fell off the couch.

I used Occasm’s Razor on my brother while he was trying to explain why he failed his history exam. He screamed and I got a standing ovation.