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The most impossible come-back ever. It's like saying nothing but everything at the same time. You're too lazy to argue, but you're still smug about it.
You said 'I hate your face,' and they said 'I know.'
You yelled 'You're the worst,' and they said 'I agree.'
You asked 'Why are you still here?' and they said 'Why not?'
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Furniture you use every damn day. You don't even notice it's there, but you'd die without it.
You sat on the couch for 12 hours straight and still said it was comfortable.
You spilled coffee on the chair and didn't even flinch.
You used the table as a snack bar, a desk, and a bed.
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That person you occasionally do normal couple stuff with, but then it turns into a wild sex session. It's like a relationship, but with fewer responsibilities and more fun.
You went for a walk, and it turned into a make-out session on the park bench.
You got coffee, and it turned into a full-blown make-out session in the car.
You watched a movie, and it turned into a make-out session on the couch.
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A paradox that makes people question how often stuff can happen. It’s like saying ‘sometimes’ means ‘maybe’ and ‘never’ means ‘sometimes.’
You said ‘I’ll come over sometimes,’ and it turned into ‘sometimes’ meaning ‘next week.’
You said ‘I’ll see you sometimes,’ and it turned into ‘sometimes’ meaning ‘maybe.’
You said ‘I’ll do it sometimes,’ and it turned into ‘sometimes’ meaning ‘maybe never.’
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A person who smokes weed every now and then. They’re chill, forgetful, and don’t take life too seriously. They’re not a full-blown pothead, but they’re definitely not a total stranger to the green.
They said they’d come over, but they forgot because they were high.
They remembered your birthday, but only because they were high.
They said they’d help you move, but they were too high to remember.
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A person you see sometimes, and you have a thing going on. It's like a relationship, but you don’t have to commit or remember dates or anything.
You went on a date, and it turned into a casual thing.
You talked about life, and it turned into a casual thing.
You had a moment, and it turned into a casual thing.
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A girl who’s straight, but sometimes she gets a little turned on by other girls. It’s like a secret side of her personality.
She said she liked the guy, but she was checking out the girl.
She said she was happy, but she was checking out the girl.
She said she was fine, but she was checking out the girl.
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