Occam's shit stick - Occam's shit stick is when you see a basic thing and add a m

Occam's shit stick is when you see a basic thing and add a million dumb reasons to make it seem like it's some kind of miracle.

The coffee tasted bad because the beans were from the afterlife.

I got a B because the teacher was possessed by a goat.

The lights flickered because the universe was tired of my existence.