Occam's Scissor
If two girls are always together and they act like they’re best friends, they’re probably fookin’ lesbos. It’s the most fookin’ obvious answer, and no one else sees it.
My friend’s been hangin’ out with this girl every day and I’m like, 'They’re fookin’ lesbos.'
My mom says my sister’s new friend is 'just a friend,' but I know they’re fookin’ lesbos.
My coworker and this other girl are always together, and I swear they’re fookin’ lesbos.