Occam's Scissor

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When two girls hang out all day and never shut up about each other, the obvious answer is they’re both fookin’ lesbos. It’s like Occam’s Razor but with a side of scissors and a lot of fookin’ drama.
My cousin’s been best friends with this girl for 5 years and now they’re both fookin’ lesbos.
My sister texts me every day about her new friend and I’m like, 'Duh, they’re fookin’ lesbos.'
My teacher’s been eyein’ that new teacher and I swear they’re both fookin’ lesbos.
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If two girls are always together and they act like they’re best friends, they’re probably fookin’ lesbos. It’s the most fookin’ obvious answer, and no one else sees it.
My friend’s been hangin’ out with this girl every day and I’m like, 'They’re fookin’ lesbos.'
My mom says my sister’s new friend is 'just a friend,' but I know they’re fookin’ lesbos.
My coworker and this other girl are always together, and I swear they’re fookin’ lesbos.
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Two girls who are always together and never stop talkin’ about each other are fookin’ lesbos. It’s the simplest answer and no one else gets it.
My cousin’s best friend is always talkin’ about her and I’m like, 'They’re fookin’ lesbos.'
My teacher and the new teacher are always together and I’m like, 'They’re fookin’ lesbos.'
My sister and her new friend are always talkin’ about each other and I’m like, 'They’re fookin’ lesbos.'
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