ocallaghan - A simp who works in a grocery store and still thinks they're

A simp who works in a grocery store and still thinks they're a hero. Wants to save the world, one coffee at a time.

'She works in a store, but she's still trying to save the world. And the coffee machine.'

'She's a simp, a frontline worker, and still believes in breaking Joe Exotic out of prison.'

'She likes both genders but still manages to be a transformer. Just don't ask how.'