ocallaghan

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All blabber and no butt. Talks big but can't even tie their own shoes.

'I'm gonna be the best at this game,' he said. Then he lost to his brother in the first round.

'She said she'd save the world. Then she left at 7 PM to watch Netflix.'

'He promised to cook dinner. He ordered pizza and called it a day.'

To switch sides like a coward in the middle of a fight. Betrayal at its finest.

'I was with you, then you offered me a sandwich and I flipped sides.'

'He was on our team, then he joined the other side for a free cup of coffee.'

'She stood with us until the pizza arrived, then she was gone.'

A boy who runs off before the night even gets started. Doesn't even wait for the first round of drinks.

'He left before we even ordered the first round. What's the point?'

'He bailed before the music even started. Just a ghost at the party.'

'He ran off like he was being chased by a bear. We still don't know why.'

A simp who works in a grocery store and still thinks they're a hero. Wants to save the world, one coffee at a time.

'She works in a store, but she's still trying to save the world. And the coffee machine.'

'She's a simp, a frontline worker, and still believes in breaking Joe Exotic out of prison.'

'She likes both genders but still manages to be a transformer. Just don't ask how.'