O*C Pirate
You can’t be friends with cops if you're an OC Pirate. If you are, you’re not a real pirate anymore. You’re just a fake one who got caught.
I tried to be friends with a cop. My friend said I wasn’t a real pirate anymore. He called me a fake pirate who got caught.
I saw a cop wave at an OC Pirate. I told my friend that was a bad sign. He said we were doomed.
My cousin got caught stealing from a cop. He said he was an OC Pirate. The cop just laughed and said, 'You're not a real pirate.'.