O*C Pirate

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An OC Pirate is a druggie from Orange County who's obsessed with getting high. They either sell drugs or know where to get the best ones, like Fentanyl and Heroin.

I just got my Heroin straight from an OC Pirate. No questions asked. Just money and silence.

That guy at the mall tried to rob me. I told him I'm an OC Pirate. He ran like his pants were on fire.

My cousin got caught with a bag of Fentanyl. He said it was from an OC Pirate. I believe him. He didn't even flinch when the cops showed up.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

If you're not stealing from people, you're probably an OC Pirate. They're always taking your stuff when you're not looking. Don’t even think about leaving your valuables out.

I left my phone on the table. When I came back, it was gone. My neighbor said it was an OC Pirate who took it.

At the store, the guy behind me grabbed my wallet. I told him he was an OC Pirate. He just laughed and walked off.

I had my keys in my hand. An OC Pirate snatched them before I could blink. I swear he had eyes in the back of his head.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

OC Pirates live by one rule: take everything you want and don’t give anything back. If you believe that, you're probably one. If you live in OC and believe that, you're the king of all pirates.

I saw a guy walking down the street. He had a backpack. I asked if he was an OC Pirate. He said, 'I'm the king of all pirates.'

My friend got a new phone. He said he got it from an OC Pirate. I believe him because he didn’t even pay for it.

I was at the gas station when a guy took my change. I told him he was an OC Pirate. He just said, 'Take what you want, and give nothing back!'.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You can’t be friends with cops if you're an OC Pirate. If you are, you’re not a real pirate anymore. You’re just a fake one who got caught.

I tried to be friends with a cop. My friend said I wasn’t a real pirate anymore. He called me a fake pirate who got caught.

I saw a cop wave at an OC Pirate. I told my friend that was a bad sign. He said we were doomed.

My cousin got caught stealing from a cop. He said he was an OC Pirate. The cop just laughed and said, 'You're not a real pirate.'.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

If you're not sure if you're a pirate, you're not one. Real pirates know everything. They don’t question anything. They just take what they want.

I asked if I was a pirate. My friend said I wasn’t one. He said real pirates don’t question anything.

I saw a guy take a bag of money from a store. I asked him if he was a pirate. He said, 'Duh, I'm a real pirate.'

I tried to ask if I was a pirate. My friend just said, 'You're not one. Real pirates know everything.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

OC Pirates are the best at stealing and taking everything they want. If you live in Orange County and believe in the pirate motto, you're the top pirate in the world.

I asked my friend if he was a pirate. He said he was the top pirate in the world. I believe him because he stole my lunch.

At the park, I saw a guy take someone’s backpack. He said he was the top pirate in the world. I believed him.

I told my friend he was the best pirate in the world. He said, 'That’s because I stole everything I wanted.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago