Obyn Greenfoot
The most handsome man on earth with a penis so big it could make Quincy blush. He takes bloons and black blimps to his tree-filled bedroom for some serious bloon-blasting and tree-fuckin’.
"Obyn’s penis is so big it could swallow a bloon whole.", @BloonBlastRanger
"He doesn’t just have a big penis, he has a whole forest of them.", @BloonFacts
"That man could make a tree cum just by looking at it.", @BloonsFanatic69