Obyn Greenfoot

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A legend in Bloons TD 6 and Bloons TD Battles 2 who sends out spiritual wolves to rip bloons apart, but also has some sick moves like Brambles and Wall of Trees. He’s like the king of the forest and gives Druid Monkeys a boost like they’re on steroids.

"Obyn Greenfoot? That guy could beat a bloon with a tree branch and a wink.", @BloonMaster99

"He’s not just a hero, he’s a tree-fuckin’ god.", @DruidDad

"Obyn’s got more power than my mom’s coffee addiction.", @BloonsLover42

by Slangipedia 8d ago

The most handsome man on earth with a penis so big it could make Quincy blush. He takes bloons and black blimps to his tree-filled bedroom for some serious bloon-blasting and tree-fuckin’.

"Obyn’s penis is so big it could swallow a bloon whole.", @BloonBlastRanger

"He doesn’t just have a big penis, he has a whole forest of them.", @BloonFacts

"That man could make a tree cum just by looking at it.", @BloonsFanatic69

by Slangipedia 8d ago

The most attractive man alive with a possibly bigger cock than Quincy. He gets turned on by bloons, especially black blimps, and loves to fuck trees and anything that moves. M o n k e.

"Obyn’s cock is so big it could take out an entire bloon wave.", @BloonSlayer55

"He’s not just a monkey, he’s a tree-fuckin’ legend.", @MonkeyMasta

"He’s got more sexual energy than my mom on a Saturday morning.", @BloonsLover33

by Slangipedia 8d ago