obvsky - when you say something so obvious it’s like you’re trying to

when you say something so obvious it’s like you’re trying to convince a donkey that the sky is blue with a dictionary and a napkin.

'Obvsky, I’m gonna win the race,' said a guy who had 10 seconds and 1000 losses.

'Obvsky, I’m gonna get a girlfriend,' said a guy who’s been single since the first president.

'Obvsky, I’m gonna be a rockstar,' said a guy who can’t sing and plays a kazoo.