obvsky

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a stupid way to say something everyone already knew, like you’re trying to impress a toddler with a vocabulary list.

'Obvsky, I’m the best at fortnite,' said a kid who had 3 wins and 100 losses.

'Obvsky, I’m gonna win the lottery,' said a guy who lost his job and his hair.

'Obvsky, I’m gonna get a date,' said a guy who’s been single since 2012.

when you say something so obvious it’s like you just dropped a hint in a hint box and called it a masterpiece.

'Obvsky, I’m going to be rich,' said a guy who spent $50 on a soda and $20 on a bag of chips.

'Obvsky, I’m the smartest person in the room,' said the guy who forgot his own name.

'Obvsky, I’m gonna get a promotion,' said the guy who still hasn’t finished his work.

a lazy person’s way of saying something everyone knows, like you’re too tired to think and just want to make it sound fancy.

'Obvsky, I’m gonna win the game,' said a guy who had 1 point and 2000 losses.

'Obvsky, I’m gonna get a girlfriend,' said the guy who’s been single since the dinosaurs.

'Obvsky, I’m gonna be a millionaire,' said a guy who spent $10 on a pizza and $5 on a soda.

a fancy way of saying something so simple it’s like you just drew a stick figure and called it art.

'Obvsky, I’m gonna be the best at chess,' said a kid who lost to his grandma.

'Obvsky, I’m gonna be a doctor,' said a guy who still can’t spell 'appendix.'

'Obvsky, I’m gonna get a job,' said a guy who’s been unemployed since 2010.

when you say something so obvious it’s like you’re trying to convince a donkey that the sky is blue with a dictionary and a napkin.

'Obvsky, I’m gonna win the race,' said a guy who had 10 seconds and 1000 losses.

'Obvsky, I’m gonna get a girlfriend,' said a guy who’s been single since the first president.

'Obvsky, I’m gonna be a rockstar,' said a guy who can’t sing and plays a kazoo.