Obvium
the reason you’re already tired of life
Your dad says, 'I’m going to take the last slice of pizza.' You say, 'Obvium! You always do that.'
Your teacher says, 'You failed the test again.' You say, 'Obvium! I knew that would happen.'
Your pet turtle walks into your cereal bowl. You say, 'Obvium! This is the third time this week.'