Obvium

You see the mess on the floor. You yell, 'Obvium!' and throw a shoe.

Your friend says, 'I’m not going to the party.' You say, 'Obvium! You’re always the last to leave.'

Your mom says, 'You forgot to do your homework.' You say, 'Obvium! I’ve been telling you that for weeks!'

Your crush asks you out. You say, 'Obvium! I’ve been waiting for this since third grade.'

You fail the test. You say, 'Obvium! I didn’t study.'

Your best friend steals your snack. You say, 'Obvium! You always do that.'

Your brother says, 'I’m going to beat you up.' You say, 'Obvium! You never beat me up before.'

Your teacher asks, 'Why didn’t you do your homework?' You say, 'Obvium! I had a life.'

Your pet bird drops a feather on your head. You say, 'Obvium! You always do that.'

You see your friend eating your lunch. You scream, 'Obvium!'

You hear your mom yelling at your dad. You say, 'Obvium! This happens every day.'

You see your crush with another person. You say, 'Obvium! I knew this would happen.'

Your dad says, 'I’m going to take the last slice of pizza.' You say, 'Obvium! You always do that.'

Your teacher says, 'You failed the test again.' You say, 'Obvium! I knew that would happen.'

Your pet turtle walks into your cereal bowl. You say, 'Obvium! This is the third time this week.'