Obvium
the only thing that makes sense when you're already mad
You see the mess on the floor. You yell, 'Obvium!' and throw a shoe.
Your friend says, 'I’m not going to the party.' You say, 'Obvium! You’re always the last to leave.'
Your mom says, 'You forgot to do your homework.' You say, 'Obvium! I’ve been telling you that for weeks!'