Obvipuss
When a woman sees right through your dumb excuses like they're made of paper and you're a bad actor.
'He said he was working late. Obvipussly, he was just playing video games.'
'She said she was busy. Obvipussly, she was just too lazy to talk to me.'
'He said he forgot his phone. Obvipussly, he just didn't want to answer it.'
xs