Obvipuss - When a woman knows what you're going to say before you even

When a woman knows what you're going to say before you even open your mouth, and you're just a mess.

'He said he was going to surprise her. Obvipussly, he just wanted to be the center of attention.'

'She said she was going to be late. Obvipussly, she was just going to text him while she was there.'

'He said he was going to be nice. Obvipussly, he was just going to argue with her.'