Obvipuss
When a woman doesn't need proof, she just knows things and you're a clueless idiot.
'He said he was going to the gym. Obvipussly, he was just going to eat a sandwich.'
'She said she was tired. Obvipussly, she was just tired of his dumb jokes.'
'He said he was going to call her. Obvipussly, he was just going to text her later.'