obvipants - A word that means you're so obvious it’s like you’re shining

A word that means you're so obvious it’s like you’re shining a flashlight on your own face.

Obvipants, I got a D on my science quiz because I didn’t study.

Obvipants, I'm gonna get grounded again because I forgot to do my chores.

Obvipants, I'm so obvious I could be a traffic sign.