obvipants

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A loud version of obvious that sounds like someone just yelled it from the top of a mountain while eating a taco.
Obvipants, I failed my math test because I forgot to do my homework again.
Obvipants, you're wearing pants inside your pants like a fashion statement.
Obvipants, I'm gonna fail this class because I'm too lazy to study.
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A word that means you're so obvious it’s like you’re shining a flashlight on your own face.
Obvipants, I got a D on my science quiz because I didn’t study.
Obvipants, I'm gonna get grounded again because I forgot to do my chores.
Obvipants, I'm so obvious I could be a traffic sign.
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A word that means you’re so obvious it’s like you’re the only person who can see the punchline of a joke before it’s even told.
Obvipants, I got caught eating candy during class again.
Obvipants, I'm gonna get in trouble for talking during the test.
Obvipants, I know the answer before the teacher even asks the question.
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A word that means you're so obvious it’s like you're showing off your brain in a parade.
Obvipants, I got a B on my history test because I didn’t do my homework.
Obvipants, I'm gonna get yelled at again for not listening in class.
Obvipants, I can solve this problem before the question is even finished.
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A word that means you're so obvious it's like you're wearing a neon sign that says 'I'm stupid' and it's blinding everyone.
Obvipants, I got a C on my math quiz because I didn’t do my homework.
Obvipants, I'm gonna get grounded again because I forgot my lunch.
Obvipants, I know the answer before the teacher even says the question.
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