obviousfuckenly
When people steal your words so fast they should get a medal and a raise
You say 'I’m gonna win this game.' Your brother says 'I’m gonna win this game.' Like he’s trying to take the glory from you.
You whisper 'I’m gonna sleep all day.' Your mom says 'I’m gonna sleep all day.' Because she’s already sleeping in your bed.
You text 'I’m going to eat cereal for dinner.' Your friend texts 'I’m going to eat cereal for dinner.' And then they eat it for breakfast too.
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