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When someone repeats your words like they’re a parrot on crack
You say 'I’m gonna eat this whole pizza.' Then your friend says 'I’m gonna eat this whole pizza.'
You yell 'I’m outta here!' and your brother yells 'I’m outta here!' like he’s trying to win a talent show.
You text 'I’m gonna fail this test.' Your mom texts 'I’m gonna fail this test.' Because she’s already failed it 10 times.
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When people copy your thoughts so fast they might as well be telepathic raccoons
You say 'I hate this song.' The next person says 'I hate this song.' Like they were listening to the same brain radio.
You mutter 'This is the worst day ever.' Your friend says 'This is the worst day ever.' Right before they also mutter 'I need a nap.'
You say 'I’m gonna pass this class.' Your dad says 'I’m gonna pass this class.' Even though he failed it in 1983.
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When people steal your words so fast they should get a medal and a raise
You say 'I’m gonna win this game.' Your brother says 'I’m gonna win this game.' Like he’s trying to take the glory from you.
You whisper 'I’m gonna sleep all day.' Your mom says 'I’m gonna sleep all day.' Because she’s already sleeping in your bed.
You text 'I’m going to eat cereal for dinner.' Your friend texts 'I’m going to eat cereal for dinner.' And then they eat it for breakfast too.
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When people say the same thing you said like they’re trying to out-speak you
You say 'I’m going to be rich.' Your cousin says 'I’m going to be rich.' Like they’ve already counted your money.
You yell 'I’m gonna pass this test!' Your friend yells 'I’m gonna pass this test!' Right before they also yell 'I’m gonna pass this test!' again.
You whisper 'I’m gonna eat this whole cake.' Your sister whispers 'I’m gonna eat this whole cake.' And then she eats it.
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When people copy your lines so fast it feels like they’re doing your homework for you
You say 'I’m gonna fail this class.' Your brother says 'I’m gonna fail this class.' Because he’s already failed it 20 times.
You say 'I’m gonna eat this whole pizza.' Your mom says 'I’m gonna eat this whole pizza.' Right before she eats it.
You text 'I’m going to sleep all day.' Your friend texts 'I’m going to sleep all day.' And then they text 'I’m going to sleep all day.' again.
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