obvious - So clear you could eat it for breakfast. If you’re not seein

So clear you could eat it for breakfast. If you’re not seeing it, you’re just a brain-dead moron.

This problem is so obvious, even a blind man could solve it. You’re just a blind man with a brain full of sand.

I don’t need to explain it. It’s obvious. You’re just a slow learner.

You missed the obvious? You’re not just slow, you’re *stupid*.