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Like when you’re so right that it hits you like a brick to the face. You’re not just right, you’re *obviously* right.

You’re telling me you didn’t see that coming? What the hell are you made of?

I’m not wrong, I’m *obviously* not wrong. You’re just a dumbass.

You think you’re smart? Obvious. You’re just a waste of oxygen.

by Slangipedia 1h ago

So clear you could eat it for breakfast. If you’re not seeing it, you’re just a brain-dead moron.

This problem is so obvious, even a blind man could solve it. You’re just a blind man with a brain full of sand.

I don’t need to explain it. It’s obvious. You’re just a slow learner.

You missed the obvious? You’re not just slow, you’re *stupid*.

by Slangipedia 1h ago

Math nerds and computer geeks love this word. It’s their way of shutting you up before you even start asking dumb questions.

Mathematician says, 'It’s obvious.' You say, 'What the hell does that mean?'

Computer scientist says, 'It’s obvious.' You say, 'I can’t even understand the question.'

They say it’s obvious. You say, 'I’m not dumb, I’m just confused.'

by Slangipedia 1h ago

It’s like when someone says something, and then adds, 'slash obvious.' You’re like, 'Why are you even talking about this? It’s like watching a baby walk.'

'This is the best plan ever,' slash obvious. 'You just said that? What's wrong with you?'

'He’s going to win,' slash obvious. 'He’s obviously going to win. Why are you even saying that?'

'That’s the most obvious thing I’ve ever heard,' slash obvious. 'So are you telling me you’re not a brain-dead moron?'

by Slangipedia 1h ago

You can see it so clearly, you could draw it on a pizza with a crayon. If you can’t see it, you’re just a sad sack of a person.

'That’s the most obvious thing I’ve ever seen,' he says. 'You just drew it on a pizza with a crayon.'

You can see it in front of your eyes. You’re just too stupid to notice.

It’s so obvious, you could see it from the other side of the universe. You’re just not smart enough.

by Slangipedia 1h ago

Minsung. That’s all you need to know. He’s the obvious king of everything. You’re just a sad, lost soul.

'Minsung,' he says. You think, 'I’m just a lost soul in a world of kings.'

Minsung is obvious. You’re just a brain-dead fanboy.

He’s obvious. You’re just a lost soul with a crush on a king.

by Slangipedia 1h ago

Used in WoW forums to tell someone they’re a troll. Or that they’re just being annoying. Either way, you’re not worth the time.

'You’re just a troll,' he says. 'Obvious, as hell.'

You said something dumb. He said, 'Obvious. You’re just a brain-dead troll.'

You’re not smart. You’re just a troll. Obvious.

by Slangipedia 1h ago