Obvious Distraction
A stupid thing you show someone so they look away while you do something stupid or try to escape. It’s like a dumb version of a magic trick, but with less magic and more trash.
I showed them a glitter explosion so I could sneak out and eat all the cookies.
I told them to look at my neon green socks so I could hide from my mom.
I waved a piece of paper that said 'BRO' so I could run away from my brother.