Obvious Distraction

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A fake thing you wave in front of your friends or enemies to make them stare at it like it’s the last donut on Earth. You do this so you can sneak off and do something embarrassing or steal their snack.

I told them to look at that screaming pigeon, then I ran off with their pizza.

I made my buddy stare at a weird lady in a hat so I could text my crush.

I waved a neon sign that said 'Fart' so they wouldn’t see me eating the last taco.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A stupid thing you show someone so they look away while you do something stupid or try to escape. It’s like a dumb version of a magic trick, but with less magic and more trash.

I showed them a glitter explosion so I could sneak out and eat all the cookies.

I told them to look at my neon green socks so I could hide from my mom.

I waved a piece of paper that said 'BRO' so I could run away from my brother.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A fake object you use to make someone look at it like it’s the most important thing in the world. You do this so you can run away or do something you’re too lazy to explain.

I told them to look at my weird hat so I could hide from the teacher.

I showed them a weird dog so I could steal their lunch.

I waved a sign that said 'DIE' so I could run away from my dad.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A fake thing you wave around to get people to look at it like it’s the end of the world. You do this so you can run off and do something stupid or avoid getting in trouble.

I showed them a giant rubber chicken so I could hide from my mom.

I made them stare at a guy wearing a banana costume so I could eat their ice cream.

I waved a sign that said 'Fart' so I could run away from my teacher.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A fake object you use to get people to stare at it so you can do something sneaky or run off like a coward. It’s the worst kind of distraction, and you’re probably the worst friend ever.

I made them look at a weird cat so I could steal their snack.

I waved a neon sign that said 'BOOM' so I could run from my dad.

I showed them a giant cupcake so I could sneak out and eat it.

by Slangipedia 10d ago