Obviomity - The habit of telling people things they already know, just t

The habit of telling people things they already know, just to make them feel stupid.

'You’re eating a whole cake for breakfast, and you’re surprised you’re full? What is this, a food coma?'

'You’re wearing a shirt that says 'I ♥ Dogs' and you’re yelling at your dog. What is this, a soap opera?'

'You’re crying because your phone dropped in the toilet. Are you five?'