Obviomity

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When you blurt out something so obvious it makes everyone else look stupid.

'Duh, it's 2 AM and you're still awake? You're a monster!'

'You're wearing a shirt that says 'I ♥ Pizza' and you're eating pizza? What is this, magic?'

'You’re arguing about the color of the sky, and it’s clearly blue. Are you both blind?'

The act of pointing out the obvious like it's a revelation from God.

'You’re late, and it’s 20 minutes past your shift. What is this, the Middle Ages?'

'You’re arguing with the cashier because they gave you 20 cents too much. Are you high?'

'You’re wearing sunglasses inside, and it’s not even dark yet. What is wrong with you?'

Saying something so simple that even a brain-dead goldfish would get it.

'You’re crying over a broken pencil? What is this, elementary school?'

'You’re mad because the internet went down for 30 seconds. You’re a drama queen.'

'You’re yelling at the traffic light because it turned red. Are you a kid?'

When you state the obvious so loudly that it hurts everyone's ears and their brains.

'You’re wearing socks with sandals and you’re proud of it? What is this, a fashion disaster?'

'You’re arguing with your mom about the weather, and it’s clearly sunny outside. What is wrong with you?'

'You’re yelling at your dog because it didn’t bring you the sock. You’re a lunatic.'

The habit of telling people things they already know, just to make them feel stupid.

'You’re eating a whole cake for breakfast, and you’re surprised you’re full? What is this, a food coma?'

'You’re wearing a shirt that says 'I ♥ Dogs' and you’re yelling at your dog. What is this, a soap opera?'

'You’re crying because your phone dropped in the toilet. Are you five?'