obvifuckingously
when something is so obvious it feels like you’re being tortured by the person who didn’t get it
The movie was over. OBVIFUCKINGOUSLY. You still stayed in the theater like it was a second movie.
The dog was barking. OBVIFUCKINGOUSLY. You still ignored it like it was a sign of weakness.
The food was burnt. OBVIFUCKINGOUSLY. You still ate it like it was a compliment.