obvifuckingously

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so obvious it makes your brain hurt and you wanna scream at the person who didn't get it
I tried to tell you the coffee was spilled. OBVIFUCKINGOUSLY. You walked into it like it was a trap.
The answer was right in front of you. OBVIFUCKINGOUSLY. You still said ‘I have no clue’.
The kid was crying. OBVIFUCKINGOUSLY. You still said ‘what’s the big deal’?
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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when something is so obvious it feels like it was shoved down your throat and you’re mad about it
The joke was bad. OBVIFUCKINGOUSLY. You still laughed like it was the best punchline ever.
The traffic light was red. OBVIFUCKINGOUSLY. You still ran the light like it was a dare.
The kid was tired. OBVIFUCKINGOUSLY. You still made them do the math test.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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when something is so obvious it feels like you’re being tortured by the person who didn’t get it
The movie was over. OBVIFUCKINGOUSLY. You still stayed in the theater like it was a second movie.
The dog was barking. OBVIFUCKINGOUSLY. You still ignored it like it was a sign of weakness.
The food was burnt. OBVIFUCKINGOUSLY. You still ate it like it was a compliment.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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when something is so obvious it makes your eyes roll so far back they’re in your brain
You told them the password was ‘password’. OBVIFUCKINGOUSLY. They still said ‘what’s the password’?
The sky was dark. OBVIFUCKINGOUSLY. You still said ‘it’s not raining’.
The kid was lying. OBVIFUCKINGOUSLY. You still believed them like it was a test.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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when something is so obvious it feels like it was painted on the wall and you still didn’t get it
The alarm was going off. OBVIFUCKINGOUSLY. You still said ‘what’s the noise’?
The cat was on the table. OBVIFUCKINGOUSLY. You still said ‘why is the cat there’?
The teacher was talking. OBVIFUCKINGOUSLY. You still said ‘what’s the lesson’?
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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