"I'm not an obvidiot, I just have a different way of thinking.", said by a man who thought the Earth was flat and a pizza was a circle.

"I'm not an obvidiot, I'm just misunderstood.", said by someone who used a dictionary to spell 'hello' in 12 words.

"I'm not an obvidiot, I'm just having a moment.", said by a person who yelled 'Why is the sky green?' at 3 a. m.