obvidiot

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A person who acts like they're the stupidest person in the room and somehow everyone believes them.

"I don't know why people keep talking to me, I just say whatever comes to mind.", from a guy who said 'flamingo' during a math test.

"I'm not an obvidiot, I'm just having a bad day.", said by someone who tried to explain the moon landing with a toaster.

"I'm not an obvidiot, I'm just misunderstood.", said by a man who wore socks with shoes to a funeral.

Someone so clueless they think they're smart, and everyone else is just too nice to say it.

"I'm not an obvidiot, I'm just being creative.", said by a person who used the word 'butterfly' in every sentence.

"I could've been a teacher, but I chose to be an obvidiot.", said by a guy who tried to teach a dog calculus.

"I'm not an obvidiot, I'm just lazy.", said by someone who took 20 minutes to reply to a text with 'hi'.

A human who thinks they're the smartest person in the world, but clearly isn't.

"I'm not an obvidiot, I just have a different way of thinking.", said by a man who thought the Earth was flat and a pizza was a circle.

"I'm not an obvidiot, I'm just misunderstood.", said by someone who used a dictionary to spell 'hello' in 12 words.

"I'm not an obvidiot, I'm just having a moment.", said by a person who yelled 'Why is the sky green?' at 3 a. m.

A person who is so dumb they think they're the most intelligent person in the room.

"I'm not an obvidiot, I'm just a genius who's having a bad day.", said by a guy who thought a bicycle was a type of car.

"I'm not an obvidiot, I'm just too good for this place.", said by someone who used 'because' to explain everything.

"I'm not an obvidiot, I'm just a legend.", said by a man who tried to start a fire with a banana.