obuzeme
A guy with a soft head and a smile that can fool the whole block, but don't let him fool you, he's just a nice, lovable, and slightly idiotic man who thinks he's king of the hill, even though he's just tripping over his own feet.
He gave me 20 bucks for my lunch, then asked me to buy him a soda.
He cried when his dog got a haircut, but laughed when he got one too.
He said he'd move to the moon if his ex called him.