obuzeme

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#heartfelt idiot#emotional mess#sweet disaster

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A guy with a soft head and a smile that can fool the whole block, but don't let him fool you, he's just a nice, lovable, and slightly idiotic man who thinks he's king of the hill, even though he's just tripping over his own feet.
He gave me 20 bucks for my lunch, then asked me to buy him a soda.
He cried when his dog got a haircut, but laughed when he got one too.
He said he'd move to the moon if his ex called him.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A guy who's nice, but sometimes acts like a baby, and you know he's got a heart bigger than a pizza pie, but he'll also argue with the mailman about the placement of his mail.
He sent me a text saying, 'I love you, but I also hate your mom.'
He bought a cake for his friend, then got mad when the frosting was on the wrong side.
He cried at a movie, but laughed when the guy next to him did too.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A guy who's more of a friend than a player, and he might have a heart bigger than a beach ball, but he'll also fight you for the last slice of pizza and then apologize for it.
He texted me, 'I'm sorry I broke up with your sister, but I'm still your friend.'
He cried when he failed a test, but laughed when he failed it again.
He gave me his last dollar, then asked me to buy him a soda.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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