Obute
Obutes think they're street smart but get scammed every day. They're artistic, read a lot, and love food, sex, and money. But they're also dumb as hell when they're in love.
She bought a painting for $10,000 and then said it was a scam. I told her it was a scam. She said I was a scammer.
She fell in love with a guy who promised her a mansion. He gave her a shed and a cat.
She told me she'd read 100 books a year. I asked her how she had time to breathe.