Obute

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Obutes are tiny, lazy, jobless bitches who think they're CEOs. They're hot when single but turn into doofuses when they're in a relationship. They'll marry you for your money but still hate broke guys.

My ex said she'd marry me if I gave her a million dollars. I gave her $5 and she ghosted me.

She said she'd rather die than settle for a broke man. Now she's married to a billionaire and still complains about his socks.

I asked her why she didn't take my job offer. She said, 'I'm too busy being rich.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Obutes think they're street smart but get scammed every day. They're artistic, read a lot, and love food, sex, and money. But they're also dumb as hell when they're in love.

She bought a painting for $10,000 and then said it was a scam. I told her it was a scam. She said I was a scammer.

She fell in love with a guy who promised her a mansion. He gave her a shed and a cat.

She told me she'd read 100 books a year. I asked her how she had time to breathe.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Obutes are smart, but when they're broke and heartbroken, they're deadly. They'll kill you, bring you back, feed you, and kill you again. Don't mess with their heart.

My ex tried to break up with me. I said, 'You're going to die.' She said, 'I'll come back.' I said, 'I'll feed you.' She said, 'I'll kill you again.'

She broke up with me and then came back to my house with a knife and a pizza. I said, 'You're not scary.' She said, 'I'm Obute.'

I said I didn't love her anymore. She said, 'You'll regret that.' A week later, I was in the hospital and she was eating my soul for breakfast.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Obutes think they're rich but most of them are just fat. They have big thighs and pretend they're curvy. If you see one with real butt cheeks, marry her and get her pregnant.

She said she was rich. I said, 'You're just fat.' She said, 'I'm rich and I'm fat.'

I told her she had fake curves. She said, 'I'm rich and I don't need real curves.'

She told me if I saw an Obute with real butt cheeks, I should marry her and get her pregnant. I said, 'What if I'm already married?' She said, 'Divorce your wife.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Obutes are short and God made them short because they're wicked. They're proud even when they're broke. They think they're smart, but they’re not. They’re just lucky.

She said she was cursed by God. I said, 'You're just short.' She said, 'I'm short and I'm cursed.'

She told me she was lucky. I said, 'You're just rich.' She said, 'I'm rich and I'm cursed.'

She said she was proud. I said, 'You're just broke and short.' She said, 'I'm short, broke, and proud.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago