Obungen
A person so good-looking they should be on a billboard. They probably have a degree in being hot. You probably want to marry them and then run away.
My crush is an Obungen. He got a degree in being hot. I told him I was going to marry him. He said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant.
My brother is an Obungen. He got a scholarship to be hot. I told him he was an Obungen with money.
My friend’s sister is an Obungen. She got a job at a fashion show. I told her she was an Obungen with a future.