Obungen

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A person so hot they make your face melt. They probably post selfies in the middle of a fire. The kind of person who makes hot dogs look sad.

My cousin is an Obungen. He posted a photo of himself in a toaster. I’m not even mad.

My teacher said I was an Obungen. I told her I was going to start a club. She said I was an Obungen club leader.

My dog saw an Obungen and started barking at a fire truck. I think he’s jealous.

The kind of person who makes you feel like you’re wearing a sock. They probably wear socks to parties. They’re the reason you’re still single.

My neighbor is an Obungen. She wears socks to the grocery store. I asked her why. She said she was being professional.

My friend called me an Obungen. I told him I was going to beat him up. He said I was an Obungen with a temper.

My mom said I was an Obungen. I told her I was going to take over the world. She said I was an Obungen with a plan.

A person so good-looking they should be on a billboard. They probably have a degree in being hot. You probably want to marry them and then run away.

My crush is an Obungen. He got a degree in being hot. I told him I was going to marry him. He said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant.

My brother is an Obungen. He got a scholarship to be hot. I told him he was an Obungen with money.

My friend’s sister is an Obungen. She got a job at a fashion show. I told her she was an Obungen with a future.