obtain
A silly way of saying 'let's get that bread' that sounds like it's from a 1950s dictionary and no one uses it in real life.
Instead of 'let's get that bread' he said 'let's obtain the grain' and it was the worst thing I've ever heard.
He tried to say 'obtain the grain' and it sounded like he was giving a speech to a bunch of cows.
He used 'obtain the grain' in a tweet and it got 3 likes and 1 comment saying 'what is this'.
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